The scoundrels’ dictionary

1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar TongueFor all you pickthanks, thatch-gallows, and slug-a-beds out there, have I got a book for you: the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue: A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, and Pickpocket Eloquence (Digest Books, Inc.).

Originally compiled by Captain Frances Grose in 1785, this lexicon captures the bawdy side of late 18th- and early 19th-century England. Just a quick skim gives you a feel for the thievery, cheating, and debauchery that was prevalent in that society.

Here are some of my favorite entries:

Angling for farthings: Begging out of a prison window with a cap, or box, let down at the end of a long string.

Bufe nabber: A dog stealer.

Cod’s head: A stupid fellow.

Cropsick: Sickness in the stomach, arising from drunkenness.

Dub the jigger: Open the door.

Figging law: The art of picking pockets.

Jolly nob: The head.

To milk the pigeon: To endeavour at impossibilities.

Pickthank: A tale-bearer or mischief maker.

Puff guts: A fat man.

Slug-a-bed: A drone, one that cannot rise in the morning.

Soul case: The body.

Thatch-gallows: A rogue, or man of bad character.

Woolley crown: A soft-headed fellow.

21 Responses to “The scoundrels’ dictionary”

  1. September 3rd, 2008 | 9:27 am

    This is awesome!! I love it, and I would totally buy it! Puff guts?? LOL!! I’m going to resurrect some of these! They’re all great! :)

    Thanks for bringing it to my attention.

    PS. I’ve been a slug-a-bed lately. Ugh!

  2. September 3rd, 2008 | 9:34 am

    Steph: Slug-a-bed is my favorite! I thought of you (and Lucy) with “bufe nabber” … guess there were a lot of dog thieves back then? How awful.

    Now get that jolly nob of yours to work!

  3. Jamie
    September 3rd, 2008 | 10:42 am

    after a night out with thatchgallows, I’m a cropsick slug-a-bed.

  4. September 3rd, 2008 | 12:21 pm

    on our trip, did you say i couldn’t spell? you pickthank you?!

  5. September 3rd, 2008 | 12:56 pm

    Rebecca - Well, all right then. Off to milk the pigeon!

  6. September 3rd, 2008 | 2:38 pm

    Jamie: Get that hung-over soul case of yours out of bed! ;)

  7. September 3rd, 2008 | 2:42 pm

    Tess: I’m a total pickthank. :(

    But it’s better than being a woolley crown like that man of yours!

  8. September 3rd, 2008 | 2:51 pm

    Heheh, these are awesome! That’s probably a great book to use for inspiration. Long live slang!

  9. September 3rd, 2008 | 5:29 pm

    Rebecca, these were hysterical. I tweeted and shared on FriendFeed, much too good not to share! Thanks for the new terms. I am not going to milk the pigeon. lol

  10. September 3rd, 2008 | 6:39 pm

    Thanks, Melissa! It’s funny how a lot of the same slang terms have lasted over the centuries. Did you know that they called policemen “pigs” back in the late 1700s?!

  11. September 3rd, 2008 | 6:44 pm

    Hi, Karen -

    Thanks so much for the “tweet” and FriendFeed share! I’m glad you got as much of a kick out of these terms as I did. (I knew you weren’t a cod’s head) ;)

  12. September 4th, 2008 | 10:41 am

    My dad owned a puddle-jumper when I was little. In other words, he owned an MG Midget. I was too small to say puddle-jumper, so for some reason I called it a dumpy-dump. Image the look of confusion on the Urbane Lion’s face when he told me he owned an MG and I jumped for joy and said “Hurray!!! You have a dumpy-dump!”

  13. September 4th, 2008 | 6:31 pm

    Urban Panther: You two must have a blast cruising the wildlands in your “dumpy-dump”!

  14. September 5th, 2008 | 9:41 am

    @Rebecca - well……the Lion has a dumpy-dump, but um, it’s not exactly in any shape to take anywhere at the moment. When he proudly unveiled it for me, I didn’t exactly manage to keep the horror off of my face. Let’s see, it needs: a front grill, headlights, a dash, seats, back bumper, all new tires, a paint job. Seems he got excited one day, took it all apart, and then realized it wouldn’t be quite as fun to put it all back together. But SOMEDAY we will have a blost cruising the wildlands in our dumpy-dump.

  15. September 5th, 2008 | 1:29 pm

    this was an interesting list. it’s fun to look back on words and read what they meant back then and what they mean now.

    Jolly Nob - very interesting. lol

    even today, who would have thought the word W00T would be in the dictionary.

  16. September 7th, 2008 | 12:45 am

    OMG, I am laughing SO hard right now. That is the best thing ever. LOL

  17. September 8th, 2008 | 8:00 am

    Urban Panther: Sounds like the Lion has his work cut out for him!

    Natural: Thanks for dropping by! And good call on “W00T” — wonder what people 200 years from now will think of our society when they read terms like that one and others like “facebook” …

    Amy: So glad to make you laugh. The cover of the dictionary gets me everytime :)

  18. September 9th, 2008 | 12:23 pm

    I LOVE fun word books. I just purchased two volumes of “Grossman’s Glossary of Every Humorous Word in the English Language.”

    exenterate: to remove one’s bowels
    exoculate: to remove one’s eyes
    expapillate: to expose one’s breasts
    exungulate: to clip one’s nails

  19. September 9th, 2008 | 4:42 pm

    Hey, Beth -
    That sounds like a hilarious book! I’ll have to get me a copy. (Would glass eyes be involved in the exoculating process? We’ll have to ask a pirate …)

  20. Pam
    September 10th, 2008 | 8:06 pm

    one of these days we are going to milk the pigeon so you can get your soul case out to see me and my wooley crown “ferby” HA!!
    LOVE YOU, PICKTHANK
    XOXO

  21. September 11th, 2008 | 12:00 pm

    Ferby IS a woolly crown! LOL. Love you, mom. I’ll stop being a cod’s head and get there soon :)

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